Corrupted wish game.

Guess what? ANOTHER FORUM GAME? Why? Because I laik teh spam. And hate teh boredom.

This one's called the Corrupted Wish Game. Wishes are all granted, but with a twist! Shown how to play down below.

EXAMPLES:

Person A: I wish I had a million dollars!

Person B: Granted, but you stole it from the bank, and the Police caught you, so now you're in jail and lost it all!

I wish I had a sandwich!!


and so on and so forth. So let's get this started!


I wish I wasn't so bored :O!

Granted, but the Western Enclave is now hunting you.

I wish BethSofts DLC expanded the wasteland worldspace.

Granted, but they started a nuclear war for the ULTIMATE in realism!!!

Now, I wish I had a radiation suit...

Granted, but its so tight you cant get it off... and dang, you shoudlent have just drank so much water!

I wish I had a pet Deathclaw

Granted, but you didn't wish that the Deathclaw was obedient. Sooo...Sorry about what happened to your face. Yeah.

I wish my ipod wasn't broken

Granted! Buuuuut...Galaxy Radio busted it again with there radio signal...

I wish I had a homeade nuculear missle launcher...

granted, but it missfired and half your city is destroyed...

I wish I was famous...

Granted, but it lasted 1 second, so it's not like you got to enjoy it at all.

I wish I had my own set of power armor.

Granted, but you don't have power armour training.

I wish Steam would revert back to USD.

Granted, but the rest of the world changed currency

I wish M&B would give skeletal support

Granted! Only problem is everyone is... well... skeletons!

I wish I had £1,000,000...

Granted, too bad you felt really sorry for a bum you seen digging through the garbage ^^.

I wish I had jetpack that did not burn my back =p

Too bad you put it on the wrong way round and burnt your... ahem...

I wish I had a real set of Nord armour...

Granted, but spirit was so mad that you cursed him so he cursed you with Nord Armour with interior groin spikes... ^^^

I wish I had a flamethrower

Granted! But some asshole shot the fuel tank!

I wish I was the proud owner of the the Starship Enterprise (NX-01)!

Granted, but too bad it was only a toy model...

I wish I had a pet frog

Granted! But when your girlfriend kissed it (don't ask why) it turned into a handsome prince and they ran away together.

I wish I had a pet Llama...

granted, oh yeah, did you forget they spit?

I wish I had a pipboy

granted but it broke the second you wore it


i wish this mod could be made faster

Granted! But now it is buggy and doesn't have any of the features you wanted in it.


I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but then you figured out what the world is really coming too.

I wish I had a magic ban hammer of life.

I wish there was some more life to this mod, its always interesting to figure out what corrupted wish granting you guys can make.